Several More Of My, Previously, Unnamed Phobias

Differentstrokesleadsdtomainliningnyquilaphobia:

The fear that you are going to be gruesomely murdered in a failed robbery attempt at your local Krispy Kreme at the hands of a former child actor, who now is incurably addicted to shooting up cough syrup and sniffing glue.

Fallingupinspiredbyshelsilversteinaphobia:

The debilitating fear that gravity will suddenly reverse itself and you will plummet into the sky. The fear manifests itself in the constant looking up to see if there is something to grab onto when said occurrence happens, resulting in the avoidance of being in wide open, untree'ed areas.

Ithappensinthemoviesallthetimeaphobia:

The fear that you are really a highly trained sleeper agent/assassin and that one day you are going to be activated and have to kill some high profile person that you actually like, and you are going to have to forsake your current life and everybody is going to try and kill you, and you just wanted to sit at home and watch the football game.

Charlie Sheen Acts Like a Boob in Karate Kid XXL.

I don't know if this is really true, but one thing I have learned is that if I mention Charlie Sheen in a blog; it is super popular. I spent all of ten minutes on a list and it was my most viewed by a mile. Boobs don't hurt either. It is interesting what blogs are a hit (or what passes for a hit in my world). Maybe to attract attention I will rename the blog Charlie Sheen is a Boob. I will write about the same stuff, but just with a snappy new attention grabbing title. I think I will also start having lists as a regular part of my blog. 10 ways Charlie Sheen is a Boob, 10 ways that Boobs are like Charlie Sheen, Charlie Sheen's 10 Favorite boobs.

    No, that would just be pandering. And I won't lower myself to that level... unless it is really profitable. I mean because I have artistic integrity. Unlike Charlie Sheen. Or boobs. They rarely have artisitic integrity, either. Enough about boobs, and pretend you've never heard of Charllie Sheen.You can't do it, can you?. "Winning!", is just too fun to say. Almost as much fun as, "oh no, she di'ent". What does that mean? I don't even know, this post got away from me somehow. In closing, I will leave you with this thought; Shel Silverstein is awesome. We should talk about Shel more, and Charlie less. You'll be happier, and so will I, blog hits be damned.