I consolidated the stories about Fred.


...long live, Hill Blocks View. I miss writing. But the thought of one more round of "welcome backs", or obsessing over stats, or thinking of the clever response to a comment, or the obligation to read everyone else's blog... not so much. So I'll try and write. No pressure. If you feel the need to respond, you can email me. I like email. flipaul@yahoo.com

Monday, September 12, 2011

Just Say NO, To Plumber's Crack.

Are you tired of your plumbers always showing up late? Are you tired of them being fat, rude and incompetent? And then to add insult to injury, once they finally get around to working, you get the rudest shock of all. Plumber's crack! Oh, so gross! We can help.

No. We can't do much about your plumber being fat, everybody is fat these days. Heck, you could stand to lose a few pounds yourself.

And the late, rude and incompetent thing? Well, our plumbing is good enough for government work, and if you don't like that, you can stick it!

But the big thing? The thing that you all hate about plumbers? The plumber's crack? We've got that part licked. So, give us a call at 505-5055, and when we get around to it we'll send somebody to your house. With a little bit of luck, we might possibly be able to solve your plumbing issues. You can be assured of one thing however, we won't have plumber's crack. Because at Au Naturel Plumbers, we don't wear clothes.

*For obvious reasons we aren't so keen on fire, so NO SOLDERING!
**At this time, we are not available for bachelorette parties.