No. We can't do much about your plumber being fat, everybody is fat these days. Heck, you could stand to lose a few pounds yourself.
And the late, rude and incompetent thing? Well, our plumbing is good enough for government work, and if you don't like that, you can stick it!
But the big thing? The thing that you all hate about plumbers? The plumber's crack? We've got that part licked. So, give us a call at 505-5055, and when we get around to it we'll send somebody to your house. With a little bit of luck, we might possibly be able to solve your plumbing issues. You can be assured of one thing however, we won't have plumber's crack. Because at Au Naturel Plumbers, we don't wear clothes.
*For obvious reasons we aren't so keen on fire, so NO SOLDERING!
**At this time, we are not available for bachelorette parties.
