Dear Fat Guys,
Just because you get a Groupon for Pole Dancing exercise classes, doesn't mean you have to sign up. Even if there would have been cute girls at the class, I doubt they are looking for men of your, uh... heft. Just saying.
I am tired of reinstalling the poles after every class and frankly I feel like carving my eyes every time I walk past. Just because you are in a "stripper" class doesn't mean you have to wear such revealing clothes.
I hear there are some nice sumo classes at the Y downtown. Please go try that instead.
Sincerely
The Janitor
The Janitor
