I consolidated the stories about Fred.


...long live, Hill Blocks View. I miss writing. But the thought of one more round of "welcome backs", or obsessing over stats, or thinking of the clever response to a comment, or the obligation to read everyone else's blog... not so much. So I'll try and write. No pressure. If you feel the need to respond, you can email me. I like email. flipaul@yahoo.com

Thursday, October 6, 2011

Everybody Doesn't Have To Do Everything.

Dear Fat Guys,

Just because you get a Groupon for Pole Dancing exercise classes, doesn't mean you have to sign up. Even if there would have been cute girls at the class, I doubt they are looking for men of your, uh... heft. Just saying.
     I am tired of reinstalling the poles after every class and frankly I feel like carving my eyes every time I walk past. Just because you are in a "stripper" class doesn't mean you have to wear such revealing clothes.
     I hear there are some nice sumo classes at the Y downtown. Please go try that instead.

The Janitor