...long live, Hill Blocks View. I miss writing. But the thought of one more round of "welcome backs", or obsessing over stats, or thinking of the clever response to a comment, or the obligation to read everyone else's blog... not so much. So I'll try and write. No pressure. If you feel the need to respond, you can email me. I like email. email@example.com
Thursday, May 19, 2011
An Application For GameStop.
PERSONAL INFORMATION: Name:_________________________
Sex: _____ Male _____ Female Age: ______ Weight: _____ lbs.
*If you answered female, 18-40 with a weight under 170lbs. Please stop. You are hired. If you Cosplay Lara Croft at ComicCon events, will you marry me? I will give you everything I will ever earn.
**Listing Elvish or Klingon as Race, or Jedi as Religion, was funny... 30 years ago.
If a customer comes into the store and asks some questions that reveal he is not very knowledgeable; what is correct way to respond to said customer?: ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
*If you respond with anything but a patronizing cutting remark dripping with condescension, you don't belong here.
Do you live in your parents or your grandparents: _____Basement _____Attic _____Converted Garage _____Your childhood room?
*Don't lie. We know you don't live with Milla Jojovich in her penthouse suite.
What is an apt description of your skin shade?: _____Pale _____White _____Paper White _____Translucent _____Transparent _____Neon White
_____ Fresh Snow on a Bright Sunny Day White _____ Pasty
*As long as you don't have a tan, we're OK.
What is your experience level with members of the opposite sex? No. I mean a real live person.:_______________________________________________