PERSONAL INFORMATION: Name:_________________________
Sex: _____ Male _____ Female Age: ______ Weight: _____ lbs.
Race: _____________________ Religion: _____________________
*If you answered female, 18-40 with a weight under 170lbs. Please stop. You are hired. If you Cosplay Lara Croft at ComicCon events, will you marry me? I will give you everything I will ever earn.
**Listing Elvish or Klingon as Race, or Jedi as Religion, was funny... 30 years ago.
If a customer comes into the store and asks some questions that reveal he is not very knowledgeable; what is correct way to respond to said customer?: ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
*If you respond with anything but a patronizing cutting remark dripping with condescension, you don't belong here.
Do you live in your parents or your grandparents: _____Basement _____Attic _____Converted Garage _____Your childhood room?
*Don't lie. We know you don't live with Milla Jojovich in her penthouse suite.
What is an apt description of your skin shade?: _____Pale _____White _____Paper White _____Translucent _____Transparent _____Neon White
_____ Fresh Snow on a Bright Sunny Day White _____ Pasty
*As long as you don't have a tan, we're OK.
What is your experience level with members of the opposite sex? No. I mean a real live person.:_______________________________________________
______________________________________________________________
*There is no right answer. I just like hearing about people who have actually been with a woman.What is your favorite food?: _________________________________
*Tostinos Microwave Party Pizza is the correct answer. Mountain Dew and Fiery Cheetos is also acceptable.
What kind of music do you listen to?:_________________________________
*Anything other than Scandinavian Death Metal will be considered a FAIL.
The only way to earn a job, is for you to defeat a current employee in a video game duel. What game will you choose?: ______Mortal Kombat.
*Duh. There are no other choices.
