Some things seem obvious to me, but they are obviously not obvious to other people.
Perhaps because I am dumb.
Perhaps because they are dumb.
Perhaps because truth is relative and we are all right in our own way.
These things make me want to yell. Here are some examples. Please excuse my excessive use of all caps.
It seems obvious to me that if you are turning right AND YOU HAVE YOUR OWN LANE TO TURN INTO, you don't have to stop, you don't have to look at the light, you don't need to look around. JUST GO! There is a CONCRETE BARRIER BETWEEN YOU AND ONCOMING TRAFFIC! YOU HAVE YOUR OWN LANE!!!!
It seems obvious to me that everyone gets through a stoplight much faster if you stay as close as possible to the car in front of you. That means PAY ATTENTION PEOPLE! HIT THE GAS WHEN THE LIGHT TURNS GREEN! And yes, I feel like you should get a reward every time you RAM SOMEONE who is SITTING AT A GREEN LIGHT TEXTING!
|GREAT JOB, truck driver! SMASH TEXTERS! Copyright BBC News|
|Phantom Jams are much scarier than the Phantom Menace. Though I do start glowing red when I get trapped in one.|
It seems obvious to me that every traffic light should change either to flashing yellow (for the big street) or to flashing red (for little street) after 8:00 pm. There is NOTHING more frustrating than running a red light at an absolutely empty intersection at 11:45 pm because the tic developing in my right eye was growing more irritating the longer I sat at the dumb red light and the voices in my head were growing louder as they screamed "sacrifice! .. Sacrifice! ... SACRIFICE!"
Oh, wait, I forgot. There is ONE THING that is more frustrating than that.
TRYING TO CLEAN PIG'S BLOOD OFF MY FACE AND HANDS BEFORE I GET BACK IN THE CAR BECAUSE THE FREAKING RED LIGHT HAS A CAMERA!!!!!!!!!!By Josh Meares at Musings of the Stupidest Smart Guy I Know.