I propose that Charlie Sheen the actor and Rob Bell the Christian author are the SAME person. The proof is irrefutable, and I will lay it out for you here.
1) You never see them in the same place. Coincidence? I think not.
2) Most controversial statements are "Winning!" and "Love Wins", respectively . Clear enough?!
3) They both communicate their message through online videos.
4) Christian conservatives are all abuzz and seemingly terrified of them both...
4) Christian conservatives are all abuzz and seemingly terrified of them both...
5) But, they were both media darlings at one point.
6) They are both under extreme scrutiny for recent comments.
7) Rob Bell founded the Mars Hill Church. Who was on Mars Hill? Goddesses! Charlie's Girlfriends are...
8) Rob Bell wrote a book called "Velvet Elvis", Charlie bought a Velvet Elvis for a bazillion dollars after a coke fueled bender.
9) Both currently on tour.
10) They are both heretical, and are going to burn in...?
