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HILL BLOCKS VIEW IS DEAD.

...long live, Hill Blocks View. I miss writing. But the thought of one more round of "welcome backs", or obsessing over stats, or thinking of the clever response to a comment, or the obligation to read everyone else's blog... not so much. So I'll try and write. No pressure. If you feel the need to respond, you can email me. I like email. flipaul@yahoo.com

Friday, September 2, 2011

Smart Cars. Not So Much.

I am sorry to report that I was in a horrific accident today. I was walking across the street, and I was struck by a vehicle. I am now at the hospital where the doctors are working feverishly to save the driver's life.
     The Smart car hit me square in the leg leaving me a really nasty bruise, and crumpled up like a beer can around the elderly lady who was driving. Fortunately, I was able to pick up the whole wrecked car and just carry it to the hospital down the road. The surgeons have located an old-style can opener, and are using that to extract her. Pray for her survival.