I am sorry to report that I was in a horrific accident today. I was walking across the street, and I was struck by a vehicle. I am now at the hospital where the doctors are working feverishly to save the driver's life.
The Smart car hit me square in the leg leaving me a really nasty bruise, and crumpled up like a beer can around the elderly lady who was driving. Fortunately, I was able to pick up the whole wrecked car and just carry it to the hospital down the road. The surgeons have located an old-style can opener, and are using that to extract her. Pray for her survival.
