You probably know Jello Biafra was the lead singer from the eighties punk band The Dead Kennedys. You may even know that he is very active in the Green Party political movement. What you may not realize is that Jello's real name is Tangleroot Beetlebum and he is a magical tree fairy. From the future. He is actually the inspiration for the movie The Terminator. Which is really about a Tree Fairy who came to kill the head of the Keebler corporation, for crimes against tree fairy-dom.
I enclosed all these facts in the book I wrote about Jello, which I titled It Must Be Jello Cause Jam Doesn't Slam Dance Like That. Nobody bought it. Jello Biafra didn't even bother to give me a cease and desist letter. He didn't deny it either. Are those the actions of an artist who has had a fictitious libelous book written about him? Or the actions of a crazed Tree Fairy? You decide.