As one of the small percentage of the population that has actually been on fire, (You just called me a flamer, in your head, didn't you? Real original. Like I've never heard that one before.) I feel obligated to inform the public on the benefits of not being on fire. For a small fee, that you can pay at some later date, I will now give you some handy fire safety tips.
If at all possible, one should refrain from lighting ones self on fire. It is a fairly uncomfortable experience. You, if you are anything like myself, will not care for it very much. To recap: You, good. Fire, good. You on fire, not so much.
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