*flip is currently chronicling his attempts to get rich. Oddly enough, flip's exploits are being recounted alphabetically. (That's A-Z, for the uninitiated.) flip is also referring to himself in the third person. ' Cause flip's just cool like that.
Anthony Robbins has an enormous solid gold statue of an otter having sex with a bald eagle. And that's just wrong. BUT, it just goes to show how stupidly wealthy he has gotten, by giving pep talks to business types. And there are way more companies than there are Anthony Robbins. I think I found a niche that needs filled.
The only problem is; I don't know the first thing about business, (as is well documented in this blog) and the only time anybody ever tried to motivate me, was in Marine Corps boot camp. Ah whatever! It motivated me; I'm sure it translates just fine into the business world.
You are all pathetic ferrets! You flipping disgust me! Why in the motherloving flip, did any of you puppies ever think that you could get ahead in this goshdanged business? You are snot! You are less than snot! You are the snot inside the other snot. You are a giant snot sandwich! I flipping hate every one of you wanna be ferret middle management puppy ant whiny flippers. FLIP! Flip you, and flip you, and flip you! I hope every one of you lazy ant flippers dies! You're a sorry lot of weak minded puppies and disgusting ferrets. Die! Maybe your replacement won't be such a flipping sissy!
*Update. My speech at the Girl Scout Jamboree didn't go over quite as well as I might have hoped. I didn't get rich. Unless you count restraining orders. I was ROLLING in those. Holla!
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