I consolidated the stories about Fred.


...long live, Hill Blocks View. I miss writing. But the thought of one more round of "welcome backs", or obsessing over stats, or thinking of the clever response to a comment, or the obligation to read everyone else's blog... not so much. So I'll try and write. No pressure. If you feel the need to respond, you can email me. I like email. flipaul@yahoo.com

Sunday, April 21, 2013

Quarrel Facilitators

*flip is currently chronicling his attempts to get rich. Oddly enough, flip's exploits are being recounted alphabetically. (That's A-Z, for the uninitiated.) flip is also referring to himself in the third person. ' Cause flip's just cool like that.

It is a quarrelsome time in human history. Scratch that. I guess all of human history is quarrelsome. It is a time in human history when the quarrelsomeness is available for all to see, almost instantaneously. And then pick apart and post, like, share, repost, troll, blog, tumbl, tweet, and stumble.  (How is that even a real sentence?) What the world really needs is for somebody to step up and offer a solution. I have stepped up. Now I don't pretend to be smart enough to know the correct answer to all the world's problems, but I can offer (for a small fee, of course) the means for a resolution.

   At flip's Quarrel Facilitators we utilize the latest methods of arbitration, and non-violent conflict resolution, with qualified therapists, supervising reverse role play, empathy building sessions, scream therapy, drum circles, and hypno-regres...
   No. Just kidding. In reality, I built a life-size version of the Thunderdome, from the Mad Max movie, in my back yard. Two persons enter, one person leaves. Quarrel over.